Like a skyscraper;

The ride home was depressing..with “never a right time to say goodbye” playing.

Voodoo;

You can think evil thoughts as long as you dont act on them

the right time;

even the sweetest thing can taste bitter.

i now realize how much i’ve learnt to bury stuff.

the emo post;

I dont want to leave my comfort zone. There is much uncertainty now. I know its natural to be scared. But. I cant carpe diem anymore.

who’s going to catch me when I fall?

sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead;

for some odd reason, adele’s been on replay in my head.

anyways, a week has past since i’ve been back..and it honestly feels like a month. time supposedly passes by faster if youre enjoying it right? I am! it’s just…my days feel like it’s got 3 parts. so a day feels like 3 days, and yadah yadah. not really making sense here.

kinda excited about something! maybe..this was what i needed all along. maybe it’s a wake up call. i dont know. but. i just hope it goes well!

go to sleep b!

2;

Seen the benefits of having good results. Cant believe I couldnt wait to tell her. But I wont. Because..well. Just because.

by my side;

so, i should really be studying, but just cant quite put myself to it. instead, i get an urge to read my blog entries – from the beginning, and i’m pretty amused.

my writing’s definitely influenced by the books i read.

i must get Adele Lang’s What Katya Did Next. MUST.

random jokes

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"

    -About three inches.

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a
park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear
                    Until tiny sounds came to my ear
                    There was this couple on the ground there
                    and his balls were dangling in the air
                    and you know his what was in her you know where
                    If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there

Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his
father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out
a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard
a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's
feet.
"What's this," she asked.
"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!" 

What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
The top of her head.

What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,
and then next thing you know your house is gone!

How does Herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.

);

yun-phap

I like the way you move;

So I crashed, head on, into my door today. Can you say ouch?

Anyways. I didnt realize Samsung was such a smartypants..selling their galaxy tab for a mere Aud$2 beside the partyplace of apple’s ios launch. Daummn.

Cant stop treating myself today. Nasal indulgence of my new handwash, gastronomical feast of baked tuna mayo sandwiches, and possible case of drowning in chocolate fondue later!

Hurry finish the damn report!