What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
-About three inches.
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a
park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear
Until tiny sounds came to my ear
There was this couple on the ground there
and his balls were dangling in the air
and you know his what was in her you know where
If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there
Q. What's an Australian kiss?
A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his
father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out
a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard
a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's
feet.
"What's this," she asked.
"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
The top of her head.
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,
and then next thing you know your house is gone!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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